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Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in brodymaxwell's LiveJournal:

Saturday, January 1st, 2005
8:37 pm
Happy new year
I had the best new year's ever. I got to lock lips with a firefighter. I tell you there's a man who knows how to handle a hose if ya know what I'm sayin' ? I'd love to bounce a quarter off his ass. Heck there's a lot of things I'd like to well----hey----lets keep this a not so graphic version of my life for you people. HA

Current Mood: bouncy
Saturday, November 20th, 2004
8:31 pm
Found my pants
For those of you who haven't heard the news..... I FOUND MY GAP KHAKIS! And most importantly my library card. It turns out I'd had left them at my ex boyfriend's house - whoops - but he was nice enough to return them to me in exchange for the pair of his pants I wore home that night. So I guess I can stop turning my apartment upside down looking for the damned things.

Current Mood: fantabulous
Monday, November 8th, 2004
7:45 pm
Hair stylin'
naked_bandit came over and helped me with my hair today. Now I have a black mowhawk with rainbow tips. It looks absolutely STUNNING! After that we went to a delightful little coffee house down the street. I love anything in the half-caf low-fat variety. Today it was a latte.

I made naked_bandit go to the toy store and buy the robot she's been whining about for the past few days. I told her she better get it while it was still on sale or don't come bitching to me girl! So she bought it. I swear she's going through a second childhood or something. But that's why we're such good friends. She whines to me about various toys. I whine to her about women's underthings. Fair's fair.

Current Mood: amused
Friday, October 29th, 2004
9:47 pm
Library card
What have I done with my library card? I DESPERATELY need to rent "Boy meets boy" and somehow I managed to lose a pair of gap khakis somewhere in my appartment......

Current Mood: aggravated
Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
9:09 am
FAQ's
To clear things up for you people. I have had a number of questions asking me if I wear women's clothing. The answer is no with the exception of spectacular panties. It's my one and only vice. Well occaisonally some nail polish and that's about it. But who doesn't love the odd french manicure?

Smoochies!
Brody
Monday, October 25th, 2004
8:42 pm
This site is fabulous!
I could just DIE! I found the most delicious pair of pink satin panties on the clearance rack at Lasenza in just my size! Three women looked at me funny and one of the sales ladies asked me if this was a gift for my wife. I said no honey it's a gift for myself. Then I licked my finger and spanked my butt. I've never seen such fast service!

Current Mood: flirty
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